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Friday, 22 June 2012

This is Home..


A wild ride for the crew since our arrival here- Boo has been properly unwell and spent five weeks in hospital. The care was outstanding and I will be eternally grateful to two very special guys who saved our little one. It has tainted our view of life here a little so I feel we need to get out and see the wonder all over again- we found a house-very different from the Wood-neighbours for a start...Sid and the Dup wouldn't approve...







The nearest proper greenery is a mile away so the tree out front is as good as it gets close by. Here's to city living.......

Wednesday, 2 May 2012

City Slickers.

Its been a while- and many many things have changed- we are now deep in Asia- in Singapore for my sins...some strange serendipity has seen us cast up here- well, we have done urban before- and maybe the Boo needs to see things beyond doggies and woodland and make up her own mind. The HQ back home is in the safe hands of my brother who will love it as much as we do till we get back. Meantimes we will start looking for the beauty here as well- may be just a different sort. Stay tuned...

Tuesday, 6 December 2011

'Shroom Trip


It hasn't been a vintage year for mushrooms- all a bit too dry. But they have come on in the last week or so, and there's been a little late fungal fury. Ethel Pup loves the 'shrooms- especially the Fly Agaric as it seems the squirrels like a nibble- small amounts are no doubt fun but too much really puts the zap on them-and rumour has it some have been known to OD. And as Dup will tell you, for a squirrel too many shrooms is a one way trip, maaan. The downside is her small furry nemesi also feast on the pick of the crop- the Cep below was the size of a saucer....




Bovine Intervention


Red cattle have always been a particular favourite of mine. When I was a kid there was a big red Sussex Bull in the field next to my school. He was about as friendly as a bull could be and we would hand feed him sandwiches and sweets. When he went, probably as a result of some sort of glucose-induced coma, he was replaced by the biggest , meanest Charolais I have ever seen. Sweets were not on the menu with that one. Anyways, as part of the woodland regeneration project going on up here,-which is slowly turning the neighbourhood into a theme park- "Wood World- its got trees!"- the KWT has introduced that well-known Kentish woodland dweller the Kyloe- which is not an Australian singing midget but is a Highland cattle breed. I happen to like them- especially the one pictured who has been awarded the sterling moniker "Cleophus"-  but suspect that the concept of them being here hasn't been entirely thought through. Despite the KWT puff about them being able to "forage for feed amongst the woodland" they never seem to stray very far from the hay bales that are dropped into their enclosure daily. All a bit of a sham on that front I think. Still- he is a handsome devil...and you can click to enlarge him to his natural proportions.





Friday, 11 November 2011

The Opium of the People...

 Transit lounge


Here we are now
Non-persons in a non-place
Non-residents on a non-return
Awaiting the next plane that takes us away
To be busy being somebody nowhere.



A day in transit is of itself a day in suspended animation-not where you come from and not where you are going to. A non-day in a non-place being a non-person. Fitting then that my lost weekend has occurred in Singapore, a place that seems to have lost itself as well. Sometimes when I arrive somewhere after a twelve hour flight and stumble into town bloated and semi-conscious the sense of place still plugs me back in. Singapore seems almost the opposite-like an anaesthetic that lets you drift in nothing until you leave. Its almost impossible to tell where you are. Sometimes, though not all the time, there is a sense of Asia but thats about it as far as the clues go. Beyond that its guesswork and oftentimes it feels like you never left the airport you departed from. It has a definite pulse, but one slowed to a trance catatonic by the landscape of retail therapy. All very soporific in its own way and if viewed whilst sonically numbed by an iPod the melee can be almost mediative. And the colours are fantastic.  But I have an uneasy feeling this is exactly what most of the world is starting to look like. That I am bothered by it is probably a sign of my own ageing. Nevertheless, I only have a small appetite for this particular sedative. Some of these photos were taken at Changi Airport, and some weren't. Make up your own mind-it won't matter much. Someone told me I would like Singapore- "the shops are fantastic, plus its a great place to travel from- the connections are fantastic."  I concur. Singapore is all this.
Click to enlarge any of the pics.



A world where no one is ever far from a screen.


Posh Paradise indeed.



Dream Spires


Waiting for Go Now

Friday, 28 October 2011

English Settlement

There is a certain type of day that just seems entirely of its place- when, temperature, light and the  ether combine to produce a day of pure presence. An existential silence- no matter what events happen within it. Some people seem to find that space quite often- but for the rest of us it always seems like a miracle when they come along. An addict once told me his attraction to heroin was rooted in the sense that it made him feel as if God had let go of his neck- which might be the same thing. Animals are probably closer to that space and one in particular seems an emblem of it to me. The owl. The last couple of weeks we have heard a good number- but I have only seen a few- mainly Tawny owls. But I did see one Barn Owl,  or may be I did.  They appear to me to move within an envelope of stillness- like frozen moments hang off their wings.  A true shapeshifter, whenever I see one a minute later I am never sure if I saw it or not- they exist somewhere between a memory and a dream immediately they are gone from sight. A deeply wondrous talent.. anyways- today was one of those days of convergence- a dreamtime of a wood in autumn.  Here are some pics..hope they convey a bit of it..........



This morning I had a final rummage through the fruit patch and along the hedgerow- the crop hasn't been helped by a poor summer and a dry September, so its been a bit thin through the back end. But there are a few stragglers left emergent..and their tardiness and hardiness in the face of the pigeon onslaught makes them all the more special...so it was raspberries and blackberries at mid- morning. Just a mouthful or two- enough to remind me of why the best are always last.





 Late afternoon when the bills had been paid it was time for a wander. The days are drawing in quickly now and the activity in the wood is frenzied. The squirrels are incessant, amassing acorns and chestnuts for the darkness coming. Ethel Pup seems to know every dray across the hundreds of acres here- and spends her time either frozen, listening for the paper shuffle of squirrel on leaf or scanning the thinning canopy for  movement. Doesn't really matter what the wind is doing, she can decipher the undulation of rodent from that of the air with an uncanny accuracy. This tree is a particular obsession- a mid -size beech that seems home to an extended family of her favourite delicacy. Pup is really quite an amazing animal- and far better equipped to live here than any other member of the crew. She has never had any training for hunting but is a total natural- her cells compel her to hunt. She once spent almost an hour on point at a woodcock less than a metre in front of her-  frozen by her DNA. Her Sire reputedly swam across the Swale between Sheppey and Faversham to retrieve a shot goose, and was given up as lost until he was seen on the beach at Seasalter two days later, a greylag at his feet. Probably a tale, but it's a good one. And Pup has squirrels wired- she knows how territorial they are, and she exploits their fear of their own species with ruthless persistence. Squirrels would rather, it seems, chance it with Pup and Big Sid in a ground level sprint between trees than  shelter in  the tree of another squirrel until the canine storm has passed.  Which sort of levels the playing field.




Counting Squirrels


Six Beeches. Pig Heaven.



The Golden Bough

Thursday, 27 October 2011

Come on Up to the House....

I was thinking about the Chris Jordan film below- which is such an important piece of work but will probably just be more flotsam in cyberspace in terms of impact- which makes it even sadder.. so I decided to cheer myself up with some new music. Tom Waits had a new album out yesterday which is just terrifically bonkers as ever..and the record got me thinking about why Midway has reached the point it has- I find Mr T's music throws off so many tangents you can go anywhere with it.. but anyways- as usual he has the answer to the question how it happened..

A message from the Gyre

An Ocean Gyre- that has a ring to it doesn't it? A phrase of Melvillian portent if ever there was one. Subtropical Gyres are giant mid-ocean currents caused by heat expansion. Midway Island sits in the middle of the North Pacific - 2000 miles aways from the nearest landmass. Around it swirls a gyre, and in that circles a half century of dumped trash and flotsam- a terrible plastic soup for the Albatross that call Midway home. Chris Jordan is producing a documentary on Midway- and the impact of our throwaway society on a place 2000 miles distant from it. Sobering stuff....

Location Location Location

I was going to attempt to draw a map of where the crew reside when not out gallivanting, but my artists skills are demonstrably hopeless. Fortunately we have a gifted artist who's a virtual woodland resident in every sense. Rob Turner has been working with the Kent Wildlife Trust on the Wildart project in the Blean Woodlands and has also been blogging on his woodland adventures for a couple of years now. Rob has a dog, Cosmo, who accompanies him on his near daily visits up here. Sid and Cosmo don't get on too well- principally because of Cosmo's never to be forgotten ineptly un-homicidal attack on our dear-departed chickens. Cosmo it has to be said, was about as good at killing chickens as he is at facing down the Sidster. No matter. The bad blood still boils. Schnauzers don't forget trespass. Mess with the chicks, YOU MESS WITH DA WHOLE FAMILY.
Rob's blogs are at:  http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/493778/0/2/desc
and http://www.a-n.co.uk/artists_talking/projects/single/654257/0/2/desc
and here is his map- thanks Rob!

Sid Lives Here.

Wednesday, 26 October 2011

Crew Members

In this show, as in all shows, there are stars- or core crew as we like to call them-, dis, as dey say in Port Arcourt, be dem:

Big Sid


He is big, he's black, and his brain is made of fat.  Sid is a Giant Schnauzer. He has presence. He has self- belief. He is, as far as he is concerned, Capo de tutti Capi, especially in Thornden Wood. You want some?



Ethel Pup- aka El Puppage, Dup:




Ethel Pup is a German Pointer of indeterminate lineage- suspected Spaniel input. Pup does two things: she runs, she hunts. That's it. All else is nothing and nothing else is required.
She confesses. She comes clean. Guilty as charged.
She is the Pup.


Boo Boo:



At this stage neither big nor clever. but we have hopes.....


The Pacific Princess:


Mainly she tolerates it- and keeps everything together. No 1 Crew.

Family Values

Sometimes things just click- and there's a shared passion that gets everyone through the rough times that are always lurking in the recesses of every family. And some love is always good.


A Steelhead Family - Official HD video 3.1 from Andrew Hardingham on Vimeo.

Stuff we do in Autumn

Things happen in a wood this time of year- fruit does its stuff- even untamed- we need to get the logs in, the spiders get busy and mist comes up to hide Sid- which is saying something- he takes some hiding. But mainly its a time for bonfires- one of my favourite things..days like these just need smoke.

Daylight


The light bends rose bowed so close
Pressing urgent on
To fields that await the end race
With the truth of stillness
And the joy of a presence so far away
Sends the light delirious in beauty to
Stop there and rest forever breathing deep
And free amongst the forms surrendered




The apples come on..


And then go out....








Everybody's laying down some stores..





And working on warmth

Good Morning Sparklehorse

This is Tomasz. He is a Konik Pony. Konik is actually the base word for horse in Polish- so somewhat confusingly he is a Horse Pony- which I am sure makes perfect sense in Poland- a place where I  suspect most things do..He lives feral with three chums in Thornden Wood. Normally he is grey. Except at sunrise- when he does this. A very very clever trick.

Tuesday, 30 August 2011

Opening Pitch

Together we shall:
1)go places
3)stay home
5)catch fish
6)take photos
7)find beautiful things
8)and wonder at them.

" We are here for a good time. Not a long time. The sun doesn't shine everyday"

Feel free to contribute.